i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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