belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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