well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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