420 ftw
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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