she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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