sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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