i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
send nudes
from the living room?
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