I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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