She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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