sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
