did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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