Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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