Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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