i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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