You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think I sprained my soul last night
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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