Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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