he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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