Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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