The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
