I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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