No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just want to make out with him forever
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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