I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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