dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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