Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I will die if light touches me.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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