im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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