Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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