I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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