i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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