Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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