didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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