i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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