There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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