look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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