would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
he thought i was a dude.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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