i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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