You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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