Your tits are I can't wait for
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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