Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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