glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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