happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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