I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
