i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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