I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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