just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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