do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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