Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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