don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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