we have officially lost it.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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