isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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