HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Farmville is her only friend.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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