one two three fourrrrnication!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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