How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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