I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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