dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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