Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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