Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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