the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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