she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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